Wishes cost nothing...

Pop over to my Meet Me page or just click here to fill out the contact form.

Bonus points if you’re polite, show off your personality, and have proficient grammar (my 3 Ps, if you will). If you’d like to make me virtually jump for joy, send along any references you have unprompted. Once you’ve filled out the form and told me a little about what you have in mind for our date, I’ll be in touch soon!

I'm so glad you asked!

First, tell me about yourself. I genuinely want to know your interests and if something in particular stood out about me; a good connection starts with compatibility! If you're feeling nervous at all, I offer video chats to help break the ice and shake off those first-date jitters.

Then, let's choose a restaurant so we can take our time getting to know each other over my first love (food) and so I can flirt with you from across the table. We can go to one of your favourites or I would be more than happy to offer some suggestions, based on the cuisine and vibe you're feeling.

Yes, I eat everything. I don't discriminate when it comes to food or people.

Afterwards, we can retreat to your hotel room or a centrally located residence that I have at my disposal.

I’m based in downtown Toronto, but Europe has my heart.

My dream is to one day move to Portugal or Spain and never have to shiver my way through another Canadian winter. I grew up in northern Ontario (and survived winter camping in -40°C), however I never truly acclimatized. As such, I travel as often as I can find a cat-sitter and will always give priority to the adventurous suitor who whisks me away to a faraway land. Side note: if you whisper sweet nothings to me in Portuguese, Spanish, or French I will positively melt.

I currently don't offer in-calls. Looking forward to seeing where you take us together instead.

Screening is not only sexy but it's also a non-negotiable. It's the best way to make sure our time together is safe, relaxed, and enjoyable.

I accept one of the following: • A photo of you with your government-issued photo ID

• A reference from a provider you've seen in the past year • Active LinkedIn profile with 200+ connections All information is handled with strict confidentiality and stored securely.

While I generally like to believe that others respect my time as fully as I respect theirs, unfortunately it hasn’t always proven to be the case. As such, I protect my calendar from the punctually impaired by asking for a deposit. This sets my mind at ease, knowing that our date is firmly fixed for us both.

If we're meeting in Toronto:

• A minimum deposit of 25% is required for all Toronto-based dates.

• Cancellations made with 48+ hours notice will have a portion of the deposit applied to the next date. However, late notice cancellations (less than 48 hours) will have the deposit held to reflect the lost time in my schedule.

• If you cancel within 24 hours of a scheduled date, the entire amount must be paid before another date is scheduled.

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If we're meeting anywhere else:

• Anything outside the city of Toronto requires a 50% deposit plus travel fare.

• Cancellations made with a week or more notice can be rescheduled, availability allowing. However, late notice cancellations (made with less than one week’s notice) will forfeit their deposit.

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I accept cash, Bitcoin and gift cards from agreed upon vendors.

Please have cash ready in an envelope at the beginning of our date - it can be a bit of a mood killer if I have to ask for it.

Mum's the word!

After all, I am keeping my best asset (i.e. my face) hidden for our mutual discretion. I correspond with clients on a secure (encrypted) server. I will not share information about you with anyone unless you give me specific permission to do so (e.g. you ask me to provide a reference to another provider). I ask for references /photo ID/ LinkedIn purely with the intent of keeping myself safe. If you would like extra assurance however, I am more than happy to sign a NDA.

Big YAY! I consider myself non-monogamous pansexual and I absolutely love exploring with couples. Provided all parties involved are part of planning the date; no surprises, please.

My love language is gifts and compliments, so if you want to make my heart swell you're on the right path!

You can find my wishlist here.

Coming soon: favourite beverages and bucket list items.